Real Men Creed

Keeping in line with today's episode, Real Men and Yoga Pants, here is the Real Man Creed in its entirety. For more, listen to today's program.

Real Man Creed

I am a Real Man

I do not have a feminine side

I do not whine

I do not flinch from pain

I do not do crochet

I do not get manicures

I do not lie

I do not cheat

I do not give up

I enjoy watching stuff explode

I have manly hobbies

I have honor

I have integrity

I love my wife

I protect my family

I raise my sons to be Real Men

I guard the virtue of my daughters

I use my tools to keep my house in order

Whatever I put my hand to I do with all my might

I don't complain or grumble

I honor God in all I do

Why? ‘Cause I'm a Real Man